HP on the laptop and lounging around in my spiffy new skirt… fancy as hell on Friday night. #hp #dontbejealousofmyawesome #livinthedream
Random Musings and Expletives
Mildly witty, slightly off-kilter banter of a wayward soul.
deer noises
gun shot noises
panicked deer noises
man yelling god dammit in the distance
Cats stuck in things
Imagine Umbridge having to face M and McGonagall together… she wouldn’t stand a chance lol
McGonagall/M for the win ;)
I worry about my brain sometimes and how it comes up with these scenarios lol
this is a perfect thing
Polka dot skimmers and leopard flats?? Who am I?! #workclothes #professionalnshit #wtf #starvingandcranky
A news station was interviewing a man who lived near a dangerous intersection. It is known for an inordinate number of car crashes.
HE JUST KIND OF STEPS BACK
“oh see there you go son”
BALLS OF NONCHALANT STEEL
“See, now this is the kinda shit I’m talking about…”
Woah.
Haha this is too funny, well it shouldn’t be, but it is! He’s just like, “Well whatta you know, there goes another one”
rifa:
Fun fact: Dustin Hoffman and Bob Hoskins decided secretly that they’d play Hook and Smee as a gay couple. When Spielberg, the director, found out, he was furious.
I just think it’s hilarious.
OH MY GOD
At first I was like “oh some guy being a really awesome athlete” AND THEN I REALIZED WHAT I WAS ACTUALLY LOOKING AT
OH MY FUCKING GOD IT’S BACK.
FOREVER REBLOG.I will ALWAYS reblog this. No matter what.
accurate
- Cat nurse: I hear him singing sometimes. In my head. Such ancient songs.
- Face of Boe: ALL THE SINGLE LADIES. All the single ladies.
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lightningsshadow:
paranoidandroid42:
yes i’m a boy
yes i play videogames ;]
don’t hit on me silly girls xoxoxo
wft boys don’t play videogames
get back in the garage and fix my car.
another fucking “gamer boy” They all just want attention they cant even play well!](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzk61g0hKW1rpj5z4o1_r1_500.jpg)
yes i’m a boy
yes i play videogames ;]
don’t hit on me silly girls xoxoxo
wft boys don’t play videogames
get back in the garage and fix my car.
another fucking “gamer boy” They all just want attention they cant even play well!
How many tears did The Doctor cry?
A River.
Was it enough to fill two Ponds?
Seeing this just gives me such a boner…
This was amazing but the actual game was pure shit
They made like a bajillion trailers like this but the Force forbid we get a decent video game
Ann is apparently a dirty chick… #nuthouse #classybusinessnames
Tagged: #classybusinessnames #nuthouse
#i feel like this is the perfect counterpart to aotd #because everyone always assumed that rory loved amy more than she loved him #but she loved him so much as well #and people always assume that river loves the doctor more than he loves her #because she’s better at showing it #but here he is admitting how deeply his feelings for her affect him #he loves her so much (via a-bitey-mad-lady)